Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
