apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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