Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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