my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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