All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
