That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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