I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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