Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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