No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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