Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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