If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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