There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
