So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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