If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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