I will die if light touches me.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im holly from the hills drunk
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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