Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I supernannyed him into submission
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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