At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You don't make any sense
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