No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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