Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I got inside last night via doggy door
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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