ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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