I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
