clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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