I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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