I looked at my own cervix.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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