just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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