if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
MIDGETS
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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