the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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