After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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