They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I believe in your delicious
Can't talk, ducks in the car
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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