We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
