I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
