Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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