Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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