So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if i died would you start the facebook group?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Randomize