Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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