Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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