Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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