Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
