That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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