Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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