You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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