Pappa wants mamma naked
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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