its not stalking. its research.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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