She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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