U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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