Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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