the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
