Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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