A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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