Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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