That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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