That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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