Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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