Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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