bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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