went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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