I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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