so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
