We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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