Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It was a blind-side dick pic.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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